thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

(via retroactivebakeries)

“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(via oregaymi)

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

(via femper)

lovepox:

AQUA case by Casefit
lovepox:

AQUA case by Casefit
lovepox:

AQUA case by Casefit
lovepox:

AQUA case by Casefit
lovepox:

AQUA case by Casefit
lovepox:

AQUA case by Casefit

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

(via fantasticcatadventures)